You can catch a good train ride on weekday mornings from 7-8.
If you fuck up and get on the train between 8 and 10, you can experience agony. Because the train conductor is getting a divorce/ his wife cheated on him/ he is a woman/ her husband is cheating on her/ abortion. the savings are passed on to you in the form of 50 people in the space of 8 people.
10 am through 5 pm you may get a foreigner.
Then you'll travel home. The difficulty going home is that the conductor will probably be insane. He (she) may jabber at you (standclearadoorstandcleardadoorSTANDCLEAR!!!!adadoors) or thrust uninteligable nonsense on you via the speaker [(loud crackling)(twenty-two-seven-OK. (loud crackling)We have a red signal due to... (shriek)(loud crackling) Stand clear)]. And you'll be lucky not to go backward.