Showing posts with label harpy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label harpy. Show all posts

Sunday, March 22, 2009

The Day the Girl in the Fugly Blue Coat Swiped My Seat

She looked preggers, but
moved too fast to be one of those 
banged-up chicks.
Plus, 
her husband
looked like a child-hater/molester

She was reading a NY Times that was a day old,
like her hair.
Her voice was the sound a car makes
before dying.

Somehow, this gravid harpy slid into the orange seat
that I was hovering above,
mere seconds before I was able to rightfully take it
as my own. 

DIYM.